Teddy Scares Mazey Podge Prison Guard Plush Bear

Teddy Scares Mazey Podge Prison Guard Plush Bear

These loveably freaky, ghoulishly cute bears are part of the Teddy Scares family. Prisoners beware! There’s a new guard at the Penitentiary and her actions against the prisoners are worse than any of the crimes they’ve committed. Prison Guard Mazey oversees the big house with an attitude that hits harder than a nightstick. Our  monstrosity features a fabric officer’s uniform and a bio tag. Each doll is sold separately! Mazey Podge is 9 3/4 inches Tall and 6 1/2 inches wide. Small plush bear.

Mazey Podge Bear Bio

Date of Death: 11/11/99
Favorite Makeup: Midnight mascara
Favorite Indulgence: Moldy strawberries
Mirror, Mirror: Reactions to her looks have always been intense. To gaze upon her has caused some to vomit, while others have died. Mazey always saw this as a compliment, “It must be because I’m so drop dead gorgeous!”
Bio: Mazey was created from scraps of other soft and luxurious items. Over and over the seamstress repeated how magnificent her toy would be, “This will be the most beautiful bear!” When the last stitch of thread was sewn, she gasped with horror and died. Brainwashed by things her maker would say, Mazey now sits in a satin lined hatbox staring into her mirror for hours on end.

Collect all four!  Alternate picture will show the group photo of all bears, but you will only receive Mazey Podge, each is sold separately!